Anything worth doing,
is worth overdoing!

Irving's first law of Life, The Universe,
and everything.

Sailing around in an eight foot Sabot is fun enough, but life begins at fifty--feet that is.
(Hell!! Life's almost over at fifty years!)
Everybody runs the toy train in a loop around the ole Xmas tree, but that's not really much fun after a while. The family newsletter with faded blue type from the office mimeograph machine gets the message across, but a four color magazine is a whole lot cooler. Sure, you can stream music from a computer hooked up to the internet, but you should be able to schedule station breaks, and you need a production studio to make the station breaks, and a computer program to schedule the station breaks...

Any problem can be solved,
simply by
throwing enough money at it!

Third corollary to Irving's third law of Life, The Universe,
and everything.